Is a chimp human? If a canine is a police officer!....

 If a dog is a police officer as is stated in the recent White House fence jumping event [1] ( don't get me started - ) then what about the chimp issue?

Here is Tommy, a 26 year old chimpanzee, who is confined to this metal cage. [2]

If a canine is a police officer, then a chimpanzee must be human too.

It is important for Tommy's legal team to introduce to the Judge the status - humans -  of the White House canine folks.   One thing the law doesn't like is dissynchronisity (sp?) between venues.   Logic abhors hypocrisy - and should.

Something to think about and consider.  

Incidentally, I believe plants and bacteria have feelings too. And I will demonstrate that fact.

Tommy, I hope this helps get you into a more "human" situation. 

Empathy. intelligence. civility.