The Tax Poem

Submitted by Quest-News-Serv... on Sat, 04/04/2009 - 02:41.

The Tax Poem

Tax his land, Tax his bed,
Tax the table, At which he's fed.
Tax his tractor, Tax his mule,
Teach him taxes, Are the rule.

Tax his work, Tax his pay,
He works for peanuts, Anyway!
Tax his cow, Tax his goat,
Tax his pants, Tax his coat.

Tax his ties, Tax his shirt,
Tax his work, Tax his dirt.
Tax his tobacco, Tax his drink,
Tax him if he tries to think.

Tax his cigars, Tax his beers,
If he cries, Tax his tears.
Tax his car, Tax his gas,
Find other ways to tax his ass.

Tax all he has, Then let him know,
That you won't be done, Till he has no dough.
When he screams and hollers, then tax him more,
Tax him till he's good and sore.

Then tax his coffin, Tax his grave,
Tax the sod in which he's laid.
Put these words, Upon his tomb,
'Taxes drove me to my doom...'

When he's gone, Do not relax,
Its time to apply.....

The Inheritance Tax
Accounts Receivable Tax
Airline Surcharge tax
Airline Fuel Tax
Airport Maintenance Tax
Building Permit Tax
Cigarette Tax
Corporate Income Tax
Death Tax
Dog License Tax
Driving Permit Tax
Employee Tax
Excise Taxes
Federal Income Tax
Federal Unemployment (UI)
Fishing License Tax
Food License Tax
Gasoline Tax ( too much per litre)
Gross Receipts Tax
Health Tax
Hunting License Tax
Hydro Tax
Inheritance Tax
Interest Tax
Liquor Tax
Luxury Taxes
Marriage License Tax
Medicare Tax
Mortgage Tax
Personal Income Tax
Poverty Tax
Prescription Drug Tax
Property Tax
Provincial Income Tax
Real Estate Tax
Recreational Vehicle Tax
Retail Sales Tax
Service Charge Tax
School Tax
Telephone Federal Tax
Telephone Federal, Provincial and Local Surcharge Taxes
Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax
Vehicle License Registration Tax
Vehicle Sales Tax
Water Tax
Watercraft Registration Tax
Well Permit Tax
Workers Compensation Tax .....

STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?
* Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago,
* our nation was one of the most prosperous in the world.
* We had absolutely no national debt,
* had a large middle class,
* and Mom stayed home to raise the kids.
What in the hell happened????
 

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Tea party

  I rode around downtown today looking to take photos of folks out on their bikes...for some reason, I thought the meet-up place for tranportainment was the mall...Miss Communication :)

The mall was so vacant of people, except for a small group of folks organizing a tea party taxation demonstration...on the mall on April 15th.  I will try and photograph it.

So true....Tax the man......big government is like cavity in USA

Eating away the surface until it hits the heart of Americans......................surreal.

Always Appreciative, "ANGELnWard14"

Independent Lens -Park Ave

How do we take back our country from the folks who believe that only the "little" people pay taxes?:

http://www.pbs.org/independentlens/blog/alex-gibney-interview-on-park-av...